It Takes a Real Man to Wear these Tights
Monday, January 31st, 2005We’re men (manly men!), we’re men in tights
We roam around the forest looking for fights
We’re men, we’re men in tights
We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that’s right
We may look like pansies
But don’t get us wrong, or else we’ll put out your lights
We’re men, we’re men in tights (tight tights!)
Always on guard defending the people’s rights
When you’re in a fix, call for the men in tights
We’re Butch!!
Anyhoo…
One of the easiest tricks to add an extra cold-weather layer underneath the business clothes is putting a pair of tights on underneath the slacks. We all know this, and it’s something I’ve been doing often (as in: daily) since winter hit for real this month.
I don’t know why, but I’m having technical difficulties with today’s pair. The waistband is not holding, and I keep feeling them creeping lower, annoying millimeter by annoying millimeter.Then it’s next door to the bathroom to pull everything up taut, only to feel the slow renewed descent.
Good thing I’m wearing a long sweater today. The VPL from this event could really be something to write home about!