Archive for the 'Short Subjects' Category

Okay, I Gotta Ask….

Monday, January 1st, 2007

Why did Channel 10 on my Comcast Digital Cable do its “Live” Times Square New year’s Countdown at approximately 12:50 on January 1, 2007?

Seriously.  Matt and I:

  1. Walked home from the ComedySportz New Year’s Eve show
  2. Took out the trash*
  3. Watched the end of Shall We Dance? on DVR**
  4. Boggled at the obscenity of the age differential between Meatloaf and his backup singer on ABC’s performance of “Paradise by the Dashboard Light”

…all before surfing over to see this weirdly time-warped coutdown with Carson Daly & company.

Though I gotta admit: I’m enjoying Panic! at the Disco’s start-of-2007 performance a lot more than I did Meatloaf’s.

* Yeah, we’re livin’ large.

** The American remake with Richard Gere and jennifer Lopez.  Yes, I know the Masayuki Suo original is supposed to be far superior, but I found this version to be sweet and enjoyable.

Vacation Begins Early

Wednesday, August 9th, 2006

Another Weekend Wasted

Sunday, July 9th, 2006

Shifting Gears

Sunday, June 25th, 2006

Do as I Say, Not as I, um, Say

Wednesday, June 21st, 2006

Truer Words Were Never Printed on Pajama Pants

Tuesday, June 20th, 2006

Old McDonald Made a Pizza

Tuesday, April 4th, 2006

But Then They’d Use a Different Shape

Tuesday, March 14th, 2006

Not that I’ve ever actually worn one or anything…

Monday, January 30th, 2006

When I Find Myself in Times of Trouble

Wednesday, August 31st, 2005